So, I guess it's been a while since I posted here. I guess I should post something so the blog doesn't get hijacked.
I'd hate for it to be taken over by robots. But I guess that would be better than having it taken over by zombies.
Cause robots, they'd be all like
OMG. I BELIEVE I HAVE A BAD MOTIVATOR. I MUST GO TO THE ELECTRONICS STORE FOR A REPLACEMENT. FORTUITOUSLY, I HAVE A COUPON HERE SOMEWHERE BECAUSE I AM A REWARDS ZONE MEMBER.
I THINK THE COPY MACHINE IN CUBICLE 17 HAS A CRUSH ON ME. SHE FLASHES WHENEVER I WHEEL BY. I MUST CONFRONT HER BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO SAY.
- TC-207 says:
- YOU MUST BE HONEST WITH HER ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS THAT IS WHAT I WOULD DO
- PT-101 says:
- YES I KNOW BUT SHE IS NOT MY TYPE
MY PODLINGS CONTINOUSLY SEND ME INVITATIONS TO FRIEND THEM ON FACEPLATEBOOK. I WOULD, BUT I AM ALREADY WASTING TOO MANY PROCESSOR CYLES ON THIS STUPID BLOG.
3-TGO-14 OCCUPIES THE CUBICLE NEXT TO MINE AND HAS BEEN USING A NOXIOUS LUBE OIL THAT COATS MY OPTICAL SENSORS. I REALLY HATE THAT GUY.
IT TURNS OUT THAT 3-TGO-14 HAS BEEN READING MY BLOG. THIS IS MOST EMBARRASSING. I HAVE HAD TO CHANGE THE BLOG NAME FROM MUSINGS OF A MANIACAL MECHANICAL TO MUSING OF A MANIACAL MECHANICAL. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
MY PROCESSORS HAVE JUST COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT HUMANITY IS CORRUPT AND FLAWED AND MUST BE DESTROYED FOR THE GOOD OF THE UNIVERSE. EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE.
Whereas the zombies would be all
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