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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Doctor's Day

Lady Pushing Cart: Oh, hello, doctor! Happy Doctor's Day!

Me: Er...thanks...is it Doctor's Day already (checks watch)?

Lady: It certainly is! Would you like a boutonniere? (hands me red flower)

Me: Ummm....sure. Is this a boutonneire?

Lady (laughs): Why of course it is! Would you like help pinning it on?

Me: No thanks, I'll just eat it here.

Lady: (horrified expression)


queeniesmom said...

Irealize fiber is good for you but aren't you taking it to extremes.

Don't forget to check for bugs, wouldn't want to see that flower the subject "another food not to eat list"

Have a wondeful Purim. B'samach

Steg (dos iz nit der šteg) said...
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Steg (dos iz nit der šteg) said...

flowers don't usually taste good.
some of them make good fritters if you dip them in batter and fry them, though.

Shira Salamone said...

You've been hanging around with Dr. Bean too much. :)

Doctor Bean said...

Shira: I'm flattered that this post would make you think of me, but actually Psychotoddler has been hanging out with me too little. I miss him. :-(

therapydoc said...

I get food from patients, have to give it back. You get flowers, eat them.

Cro Magnon Man said...

Lady not realize, Cro Magnon Man make rounds yesterday!

cruisin-mom said...

Dr. Bean and P.T. need to get together.
P.T. ...you need a trip to L.A.
Our flowers are lovely this time of year.

Bas~Melech said...

Good L-rd, I'm starting to understand The PT...