The PT: (breathing)
Fudge: Hello? Is anyone there?
The PT: Um, hello? Don't you hear me breathing?
Fudge: Oh man...The PT, it's--
The PT: I know who it is! You think I don't know what you sound like?
The PT: Can I put you on speakerphone?
Fudge: What the--
The PT: This phone is KILLING my shoulder. I'm putting you on speakerphone.
Fudge: Well actually, I wanted to talk to Mommy, is she around?
The PT: What? I can't hear you. I'm putting you on speakerphone.
Fudge: No, The PT, don't--
The PT: (click).
The PT: Hello?
Fudge: Hi, The PT, can I talk to Mommy?
The PT: Not anymore. She just left the room, and I am doing kriah. Wanna listen? Cha....cha...er....chaer...