Step 2: Cashier: "We don't take Dollars" (pay with credit card).
Step 3: Follow signs to Bank (under big sign saying "Welcome to Nefesh beNefesh").
Step 4: Stand in line for a while.
Step 5: Teller: "I don't change Dollars for Shekels. Go over there and see Rivkah."
Step 6: Who?
Step 7: Teller: "That way!"
Step 8: Wait for only other woman in Bank to get off phone.
Step 9: Are you Rivka?
Step 10: Not Rivka: "NO."
Step 11: Where is Rivka?
Step 12: Not Rivka: "Rivka is not here today."
Step 13: Well, can you change money for us?
Step 14: Not Rivka: "No. Speak to Chaim." Pointing to cubicle to right.
Step 15: Cubicle to right is empty.
Step 16: Man in Cubicle to far right is on phone, behind sign that says "Not Working".
Step 17: Not Working: "What?"
Step 18: Can you change money for us?
Step 19: Not Working: "Yes, but you don't want to do that here. It's cheaper if you go to a money changer."
Step 20: AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH