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Monday, March 05, 2007

Cro Magnum Force

Cro Magnum know what punk thinking: Did Cro Magnum fire six shot or only five? Well, to tell truth, in all excitement, Cro Magnum lose track of self. But being this .44 Magnum, most powerful handgun in world, and would blow head clean off, punk must ask self one question:

Feel lucky? Well, do punk?


Chana said...

If I tell you a good joke, will you put the gun down?

A Quick Bar of Musical Amusement, found at thefrenchhorn.net

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished; the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."

An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and is now au naturel.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides he needs a rest - and closes the bar.

PsychoToddler said...


Well, do ya??

Hila said...

punk feel very lucky...and about to pee pants laughing!!!

Halfnutcase said...

what cro magnum going to to? Hit me with big shiny handgun? Cro magnum not know how to work trigger even!

Punk, me most certainly feel lucky!

even with automatical thingie cro magnum not be able to get a shot! I guess you get flu this season HA HA!

yellojkt said...

I just read that the Geico caveman is going to become a series. I think Cro Magnum has a chance to be a recurring character.

RaggedyMom said...

CMM, don't look so bewildered. Consider the vehicle behind you the equivalent of several woolly mammoths and getouttatheway!

Sweettooth120 said...

Yellojkt, just took my comment.

PT, every time I see that commercial, I always think of you.

Barzilai said...

44 magnum the most powerful handgun in the world? Not hardly. Try the S&W Model 500 or the Desert Eagle. Although you would have a hard time finding a firing range that would let you try.

Neil Harris said...

I think the picture should be titled: "Cro Magnum P.I."

fudge said...

i rarely know what you're talking about.

Cro Magnon Man said...

hila: Not laugh so much when Magnum point at hila!

HNC: What?! Cro Magnum excellent shot! Just need figure out how to get finger around trigger...

yellowjkt: Sound like good idea. Have their people talk my people.

RM: BAAAHHH!! Cro Magnum move for no Mammoth!

ST: Aww. Me think of you when see ad for toothpaste!

Barzilai: Go ahead. Make Cro Magnon day.

Neil: Cro Magnum think same thing! Maybe be next picture. Also feature Cro Magnum PI sidekicks like "B.C." and "Roc," Cro Magnum bartender. Maybe Neil want take stab at that one?

fudge: Maybe fudge too young for Dirty Harry references.

Doctor Bean said...

Entirely off topic:

Just watched the most recent episode of BSG with b&c. I don't want to give away anything if you haven't seen it yet, so I'll just say this.

What? What! What? What!

If you've seen it, let me know and I'll ask what's really on my mind.

PsychoToddler said...

I'll say it's off topic. You could have at least posted this to the BSG WTF thread.

I haven't seen it yet. Hope to tonight. Thanks for not spoiling it like another unnamed blogger who basically blurted it all out in an email to me (Thanks a lot!).

Meet me at the Battlestar Galactica Blog tomorrow. There are good discussions going on there.

I did see Heros last night. WOW!!

Ozzie said...

being this .44 Magnum, most powerful handgun in world

It is nothing compared to the grace and beauty of my sword. One swipe and heads roll. Yawp!

PsychoBarbarian said...

Verily! Thou art correct as usual Ozymandius! Methinks Cro Magnon Man should stick to his mighty club!

Sweettooth120 said...

We're both in trouble if it's a Closeup commercial.