Yaaaaawn!! Morning allllready! I'm so excited! I can't wait to see if my plan worked! I put those three pods next to the bed last night, and if all went well, there should be three extra copies of me running around, helping me do all my chores and duties! Hmmm...what time is it anywa--HOLY CRAP!! I musta overslept! Well, no time to lose---I'd better hop in the shower.Hey, who's in the bathroom?
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Who's in there??GRRRRR!!
Open up! I need to get in!ARRRRR!!!!
That doesn't sound right...Hey! This is the Original Psychotoddler! Who's in there?? Is this a Pod Person??
RRRRROOOOOOAAAARRRR!!!What the--!!! Cro Magnon Man?! What are YOU doing here?!GRRRRROOOOWWWWLLLL!!! Cro Magnon try to use bathroom!! What you think?! Even as Pod Person, Cro Magnon not get any PRIVACY!! Grrrrrr.... (Storms off)(Scratching head) I don't get it...I thought the Pod Guy would be an exact copy of me...I wonder what this means...Well, better get in the bathro--HOLY CRAP!! Cro Magnon Pod Dude! What you been doing in here!! Whew!!(One shower and a quick fumagation later...)
Well, maybe I was dreaming about being a caveman when the Pod was working on that one...What? Nobody else dreams about cavemen?? Anyway, I'd better get breakfast going so I can get to work. Yep, yep, time for some trusty Cheerios and--WHAT THE CRAP?!
HAIL, O' Chief Toddler!Psychobarbarian!Yes, verily, 'tis I!Don't tell me you're the second Pod Person!As doth the mighty blade follow close in the cast of its maker, so too doth I follow in the mold of the Mighty One!I asked you not to tell me! So, uh, I guess you're not the one that's going to minyan this morning?I hath already beseeched the very deities for morning sustenance; and yea, have I been victorious in the hunt!So...you got breakfast ready then!From early light didst I track my prey, and then, when it reared its ugly head, did I stab it fiercely in the heart!Well, that would explain all the cereal on the floor...It did put up a valorous fight, yet was it no match for a warrior such as Psychobarbarian!I don't suppose you left any Cheerios for me?I hath stricken the last of the Cheerios from this fortress, yet still doth I see some Cocoa Puffs on yon shelf!Well, I guess it'll have to do. So wait, if Cro Magnon Man is upstairs, and you're down here, where's the third Pod Person?
We tried it once your way....Toddler...are you...game. For. A rematch?Shatner! My old friend! Is it really you!?Yes! Old! Friend! You've managed to...bungle...all of the...other Pods, but it would seem that your..True. Personality has finally come....through.But I don't understand! You're not one of my alternate blog personalities! You're like, a real person!Maybe...not..in this...dimension. Maybe...in this--dimension..I. Am. Aaaa.....paaart of...WHO..you are! Maybe...somebody...(gestures at the ceiling) up there....wasn't...entertained by your...little rendition of the Holy Kaddish...Oh, My G-d, Mrs Balabustah! I forgot she's got a Pod too!(runs upstairs)Maybe the...universe has a sense of humor after all, eh, Mr. Spock? Maybe that's what makes us...human.Baaaah!Mrs B! Mrs B! I can explain everything!! WHAT THE--!!!!! HOT CHANIE(TM)!! 
You were expecting maybe Carol Brady??
20 comments:
oh. my. Gawd.
Your poor wife.
That was hilarious. The problem is, I think that I'm turning into a Hot Chanie...
what have you done to my father?! you all understand - i mean don't understand...
is this some kind of freak obsession?
Yeah you killed my little brother! I mean my computer!
This puts a new, eerie twist on the phrase "living out your dreams." I hope all of you get it together, and quick. Competition for the bathroom is the worst kind!
ROFL!
I needed that. A humorous break from a tense writing situation. Nice job with the Shatner-isms.
:-)
OMG ROTFLOL
but i'd think that Hot Chanie and Tefillin Barbie wouldn't quite go together that well :-P
Um... Where are all 6 of you sleeping tonight? Will you write about that tomorrow?
If you posted a comment earlier it may now be showing up as "anonymous". This is because I was forced to transfer my consciousness over to the New Blogger. Yes you read correctly: Psychotoddler has just been absorbed into a Pod Blog.
Do not fear. The change was painless. Only my useless emotions were left behind.
So give in to the New Blogger. Nothing Changes. You can have the same blog. You'll be born again into a new template. Into an untroubled blog...free of anxiety, fear...your blogs and posts will be totally absorbed. Everything remains intact...there's no need for hate, or love.
Don't be trapped by old concepts. You're evolving into a new life form.
Oh, and I don't know what happened to your blog IDs up there. Freakin' New Blogger bugs!
PT, you are nuts...But then again, I don't think you needed me to tell you that. Just ask your Pods...but maybe not Shatner, I think he's really lost it this time. ;-)
This must be what going mad feels like...
Very funny! :)
ROTFL!!! I am crying from laughter. You are hysterical.
The Barbarian recently noticed that the introduction of fertility drugs has seriously increased the number of twins running around.
Yawp!
Ozymandious: Dost thou imply that we have been separated at birth?
way too funny--someone must have a little too much time on his hands.
Me? I have no time. I had one of the Pod People write it. I think it was Shatner.
Simply brilliant.
How many patients did you have to cancel seeing in order to get this post together just right?
No matter how many alter egos you have PT, you are truly one of a kind!!!
So... uh....
If one wanted to get their hands on a few pods for their own use... how would one go about that? Don't hold out on us!
Someone mistaken the edible mushrooms with the other kind.
Ok...
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