Yaaaaawn!! Morning allllready! I'm so excited! I can't wait to see if my plan worked! I put those three pods next to the bed last night, and if all went well, there should be three extra copies of me running around, helping me do all my chores and duties! Hmmm...what time is it anywa--HOLY CRAP!! I musta overslept! Well, no time to lose---I'd better hop in the shower.
Hey, who's in the bathroom?
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Who's in there??
Open up! I need to get in!
That doesn't sound right...Hey! This is the Original Psychotoddler! Who's in there?? Is this a Pod Person??
What the--!!! Cro Magnon Man?! What are YOU doing here?!
GRRRRROOOOWWWWLLLL!!! Cro Magnon try to use bathroom!! What you think?! Even as Pod Person, Cro Magnon not get any PRIVACY!! Grrrrrr.... (Storms off)
(Scratching head) I don't get it...I thought the Pod Guy would be an exact copy of me...I wonder what this means...Well, better get in the bathro--HOLY CRAP!! Cro Magnon Pod Dude! What you been doing in here!! Whew!!
(One shower and a quick fumagation later...)
Well, maybe I was dreaming about being a caveman when the Pod was working on that one...What? Nobody else dreams about cavemen?? Anyway, I'd better get breakfast going so I can get to work. Yep, yep, time for some trusty Cheerios and--WHAT THE CRAP?!
HAIL, O' Chief Toddler!
Yes, verily, 'tis I!
Don't tell me you're the second Pod Person!
As doth the mighty blade follow close in the cast of its maker, so too doth I follow in the mold of the Mighty One!
I asked you not to tell me! So, uh, I guess you're not the one that's going to minyan this morning?
I hath already beseeched the very deities for morning sustenance; and yea, have I been victorious in the hunt!
So...you got breakfast ready then!
From early light didst I track my prey, and then, when it reared its ugly head, did I stab it fiercely in the heart!
Well, that would explain all the cereal on the floor...
It did put up a valorous fight, yet was it no match for a warrior such as Psychobarbarian!
I don't suppose you left any Cheerios for me?
I hath stricken the last of the Cheerios from this fortress, yet still doth I see some Cocoa Puffs on yon shelf!
Well, I guess it'll have to do. So wait, if Cro Magnon Man is upstairs, and you're down here, where's the third Pod Person?
We tried it once your way....Toddler...are you...game. For. A rematch?
Shatner! My old friend! Is it really you!?
Yes! Old! Friend! You've managed to...bungle...all of the...other Pods, but it would seem that your..True. Personality has finally come....through.
But I don't understand! You're not one of my alternate blog personalities! You're like, a real person!
Maybe...not..in this...dimension. Maybe...in this--dimension..I. Am. Aaaa.....paaart of...WHO..you are! Maybe...somebody...(gestures at the ceiling) up there....wasn't...entertained by your...little rendition of the Holy Kaddish...
Oh, My G-d, Mrs Balabustah! I forgot she's got a Pod too!(runs upstairs)
Maybe the...universe has a sense of humor after all, eh, Mr. Spock? Maybe that's what makes us...human.
Mrs B! Mrs B! I can explain everything!! WHAT THE--!!!!! HOT CHANIE(TM)!!
You were expecting maybe Carol Brady??