A little something for the Babylon 5 fans out there...
Mrs B: Yes, what now.
Me: I'm at the ATM machine. What's our PIN number?
Mrs B: Don't you know our PIN number?
Me: I thought I did.
Mrs B: It's 1234.
Me: I tried that. It didn't work.
Mrs B: Are you sure?
Me: Yes, I tried over and over! Did you change it?
Mrs B: No, why would I do that? Are you using the right card?
Me: Yeah, it has our bank name on it....It's grey with a VISA symbol.
Mrs B: That's not the bank card. That's a VISA card. The bank card is blue and says "Check Card."
Me: Hold on...let me look. Wait. What's this? Oh. Here it is. What's that other card?
Mrs B: It's a VISA. We don't use that one.
Me: Why do we even HAVE that one?
Mrs B: It's a backup in case we get overdrawn on that account. If you want I have a little sticker I can put on that says, "Not the One," or "Never use this."
Me: Zathras can never have anything nice.