psycho: adj. Crazy; insane.
toddler: one who toddles.
Frikken lawyers. You gotta read that small print, mate, or they'll give ya the shaft. Demand a cappuccino machine next time, eh?
Um...Mark...does the star on your T-shirt help remind you that you're an "orthorock star"?Man, those tzizis fly when you're angry, don't they?
Hehe. Gotta love the shirt, jeans, and flying tzitzis. :) Nu, where's the video?!
I think the proper rider rider for an "Orthorock" band should demand : Three types of Herring( OK at least some matjes) , Sandwiches under at least three different hashgochos( for each of the guys personal preferences), and a hot water urn for maybe a "Glesel tea"... (cappa what?) Nu,so how was the gig?
"..and the bread is too small for this meat. It's a disaster, but I'm a professional. I can rise above it."
This one goes to eleven. Its one louder...
ROTFLcan i be your roadie?
What about the red M&Ms- did they at least provide THAT??????
Tsk, Tsk. Even the PT figured out that I was dressed as Homestar Runner.Expect some video later today. I'm not sure which songs to put up. Whaddaya want? English? Hebrew? Originals? Covers? Any requests?Steg: Anyone who offers to shlep for me gets a portion of Olam Habah. But only if they actually shlep.
That's so typical- I get a chance for Olam Haba and I'm in another country...
You've got an armadillo in your trousers
"Do you have any...artifical limbs or body parts?""Not that I know of"
you can't be homestarrunner!you have ARMS!
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