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Monday, May 01, 2006

Worlds are Colliding!

You better clean house
You better bake pie
Right-wing you'll espouse
I'm telling you why
Doctor Bean is coming to town


Mrs. Balabusta and I are soooo excited to be hosting Doctor Bean this coming Shabbos! We're also saddened that Ball-and-Chain can't come as well, but at least Psychotoddler and Bean will be together again! And that can only mean one thing:

MORE DOCTORED PHOTOGRAPHS

I'm also looking forward to a Boys Night Out with Bean and Dilbert this week. We'll be going out to eat at a fancy restaurant, and then I'm going to take Beanie to this strip-joint I heard about, and then we'll play some poker, and---

Huh?

What?

Yes, dear.

OK.

I promise.

No, I understand.

Uhh...folks, forget all that. Doctor Bean is coming for Shabbos! Yay!

18 comments:

Irina Tsukerman said...

I can't wait to hear all the dirt... er, the good stuff! : P

Stacey said...

Hey, no one invited me! I'm a doctor-wannabe. Doesn't that count?

dilbert said...

I want to point out that only PT and the Bean are going to the strip club(I didn't know there were any in this area). Dilbert will be heading home after dinner to count the omer, and sing shma and numi numi to a number of cute little Dilberts and Dilberttes.

Ezzie said...

"Fancy restaurant"

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I think that in Milwaukee, the correct term is "that really good donut place" (or KMK :) ).

PsychoToddler said...

I never said Boys Night Out was in Milwaukee.

Although I guess we could go bowling.

respondingtojblogs said...

Props on the Seinfeld reference. Let me know if it blows up.

Steg (dos iz nit der šteg) said...

DOCTORed photographs LOL

Doctor Bean said...

Loooook out Milwaukee! The Beanmeister is coming.

I can't wait!

Did you get that HDTV yet?

Doctor Bean said...

Stacey: No one invited you??? No one invited me!

Shira Salamone said...

DOCTORed. :) Punsters of the world unite! LOL! :)

When you see Dilbert, please tell him that his fan club is still waiting for him to put an e-mail address on his current blog. (Maybe if *you* nag him . . .)

Now appearing: The Drei Docs. :) (Well, you *did* say, many moons ago, that you were going start a band with Dr. Dilbert called the Paradocs. :) That'd be him on keyboards and you on bass and/or guitar. So what does Dr. Bean play and/or sing? :) )

Enjoy, you guys! And don't forget to give us a full report. :)

PsychoToddler said...

"No one invited you??? No one invited me!"

It's true: No one invited him. He invited himself. But only because we didn't get a chance to ask first.

Shira: Stay tuned.

torontopearl said...

And if you get really ambitious, or bored at the strip club -- whichever comes first, why don't you guys take a 12 hour road trip in this direction...? The barbecue is fired up, the patio furniture is out, the guest room is ready...and the computer is just waiting for your passwords...!

Glad you two will reunite!

PsychoToddler said...

ORRRR...

You could spend Friday driving to de great city on de great lake.

Say the word, and Fudge's bed is yours!

torontopearl said...

Harrumph...turning around a perfectly good invitation!
Thanks for the kind offer (would I have to share the bed with Fudge?), but unfortunately not this time... G-d willing, one day. The windy city and its environs are sending a lot of hot air this way, just beckoning...

PsychoToddler said...

Fudge is in NY.

Well hot air rises, so it must be working it's way to the great white north.

Prisstopolis said...

He'll write you a scrip
He'll check you for lice
Like Nathan Detroit
He'll stopp to shoot dice
Doctor Bean is coming to town

Psycho and Balabusta
Will have some company
Not a Commie rovolusta
But more of a tea party

So
You better clean house....

PsychoToddler said...

LOL Priss! I'll have to keep you in mind for future songwriting!

Doctor Bean said...

Priss: [CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP CLAP!]