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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Your Virtual Shaloch Manos

Dear Friend(s)
In lieu of actual Shaloch Manos that you and your family can enjoy,
This year, we've decided to donate money in your name to some obscure Yeshiva that you've never heard of.
Happy Purim!
From the Psychotoddler(s)

17 comments:

Doctor Bean said...

Oh! You shouldn't have!

Jewish Blogmeister said...

Now if only I can hack into the he yeshivas bank account for the money that should be mine!

PsychoToddler said...

I always think of this as a no-win situation. Not only don't you get any real shaloch manos, but now the yeshiva gets a check from someone who's not you, with your name attached to it, so they know that you yourself are too cheap to donate to the yeshiva.

Slap slap.

mochassid said...

My Rav told me this morning that he got a card from one of his congregants that said, "in lieu of shalach manos, a payment has been made to my mortgage account so that I can continue living in my home."

PsychoToddler said...

If someone would offer to pay my kids' tuition or give-or-get, that would be worth something to me.

blueenclave said...

If I had thought of that! I regretted not being able to give "virtual shaloach manos". Sometimes, these donations are better than the food they would have given.

blueenclave said...

Warning: liveblogging of UWM-Oklahoma may have moved here, since DB should not tolerate it. Currently UWM by 5 at the under-4, first half.

blueenclave said...

UWM by 2 at the half! Eee! Oklahoma is looking much stronger. Look at this: Pacific has come back to tie BC.

blueenclave said...

Also, the people of N'shei Agudas Israel know perfectly well I am not involved with them, and there is no reason not to be.

PsychoToddler said...

blueenclave: What are you drinking and where can I get some?

Have you been hanging with Jerusalem Datingmaster??

blueenclave said...

Purim shaloach manos coke, spiced with March Madness drug.

blueenclave said...

If my husband was like Jerusalem Dating Master, I would divorce him the next day.

blueenclave said...

50-41 UWM :)

blueenclave said...

If I had a bracket, I would have picked UWM in this game.

blueenclave said...

52-41!

PsychoToddler said...

This is such compelling blogging.

blueenclave said...

So the game's over. Thank you for the hosting. I owe you 8 real comments? Pacific and BC are going to OT.