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Monday, March 13, 2006

Cro Magnon Purim Special


Nothing more relaxing than having children home for holiday of Purim. Cro Magnon enjoy having teenagers back from Yeshiva.

Time eat breakfast.

ARRRRRR!!!!! Who eat LAST bowl of Cheerios and leave EMPTY BOX in cabinet?! Grrrrr....

OK...calm down Cro Magnon Man....it good to have family home. Need to sit back and enjoy. Eat Corn Flakes with banana instead. What worst happen?

Hmmm...now to biddness....

ROOOOAAARRRRR!! TEENAGER!!! CRO MAGNON need BATHROOM!! What teenager do in there for so long!!

Relax, Cro Magnon Man...get grip. What Cro Magnon need now is soothing video game with younger cave kids....

HAAAAAAAHHH????? What heck this supposed to be? Strange Japanese video game make no sense!! What Cro Magnon supposed to be doing here??


Cro Magnon can not TAKE IT ANY MORE!! Kids taking over cave!


Uhhh....never mind.


Stacey said...

You remind me of Bam Bam.

Doctor Bean said...

Happy Purim, you crazy kids. By the way, that's a huge grogger you got there.

Prisstopolis said...

The saber teeth necklace is very sharp!

Steg (dos iz nit der šteg) said...

Is the tie meant to match the pelt?

While I am a caveman on the inside, on the outside tonight i was a Russian vampire vampire-hunter!

do svidanya!

Jack's Shack said...

I am dizzy now.

fudge said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha-- you reap what you sew! and they're not even girls! they're boys! most people think they take SHORTER in the bathroom! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhahaha!

you have no chance to survive make your time.

i laughed so hard at this...and this laughter coming from an individual who had one continuous five-hour dream last night that every bathroom in the dorm was occupied...

Cro Magnon Man said...

Stacey and Doctor Bean: Club make VERY good grogger. Bang on table and say "BAM BAM" when mention Haman!

Pr1ss: Me glad you like. Cro Magnon think about earings, but go with necklace in end.

Steg: What you think, Cro Magnon Man some kind of caveman? Cro Magnon suave and sophisticated professional.

Steg look Rather Dashing in subway pictures. Look shorter in real life.

Jack: Now Jack dizzy??

fudge: Nice pun you do, sew instead of sow. That intentional?? Cro Magnon not even get chance to post picture of "Who take Cro Magnon X-Box magazine!!"

Mrs. Balabusta said...

I was going to get him a nosering, but I didn't want to leave a mark.

Besides, I am saving the nosering in case I need to use it on the Wanderer.

Steg (dos iz nit der šteg) said...

one of my students dressed up as a caveman today. his club squoke— i mean squeeked when you squoze— i mean squeezed it. Does yours?

Neil said...

Where can you get a good saber tooth necklace anymore anyway?

Ayelet said...

Cro Magnon always wear tie?

torontopearl said...

Cro Magnon Man always moonlight as doctor and always carry everything but the kitchen sink on belt loop? (I forgot what you call your communication gadget...aside from "Never leave home without it.")

Shira Salamone said...

Cro Magnon making "dancin' fool" laugh fool head off. :)

Best comment from Fudge, one of "sowed." Methink she make better puns than she realize. Or "you reap what you sow" or "you sew what you rip." :) One way or other, "dancin' fool" rolling on floor laughing. :)

Shira Salamone said...

Cro Magnon Man, "Bam Bam" wrong name. "Flintstones" tv cartoon show use "Bam Bam" name for drummer.

Years ago, have downstairs neighborhoods who play loud music all day. (They not such bad neighbors--at least they not play loud music all *night.*) We can't hear music, we can't hear lyrics, but all day long, we feel vibrations through floor. Why I hear band singing "Good, good, good, good vibrations" in my head? What so good about vibrations? *You* try live in apartment upstairs from neighborhood with big bass-boost speakers! All day long, thump, thump, thump. So I remember character from old Disney animated movie called "Bambi," and call whole downstairs family "Thumper."

Now *that* right name. "Bam Bam" good name for all drummer, but good name for all bass player "Thumper."

Shutting up now, before Cro Magnon Man chase me with club.

:) :) :)

Cro Magnon Man said...

Mrs. Balabusta: Stop threatening Wanderer or he no contribute to Psychotoddler HDTV fund.

Steg: Does my club squeak when I squeeze it? That your question??

Neil: It tough to find sabre-tooth necklace these days. Cro Magnon had to kill tiger himself. But hard to find now, because extinct for 2.5 Million year.

Ayelet and torontopearl: Not always wear tie, but come from work. Sometimes, wear cabana-wear under loincloth.

Shira: Good thing you make bad puns in New York. If here in cave, get head full of lumps!

Cro Magnon Musician said...

Shira: That remind Cro Magnon of old joke:

Cro Magnon and Female once on tour of desert island. 3 hour tour. Anyway..

All through tour we hear drums in background. Always Drum Drum Drum. Never stop. Ask tourguide, "why drums?"

Tourguide say: "Drums never stop. If drums stop, very bad."

So go to spot after spot. Always hear drums. Drum Drum Drum Drum Drum.

Again ask tourguide, "How come drums always go?"

Tourguide say, "Drums always go. Never stop. If drums stop, verrrrrry verrrrrry bad."

Suddenly, Drums STOP. Tourguide scream and other passengers leap out of bus and run for lives. Panic everywhere.

Cro Magnon ask, "Drums STOP?! Why everyone so scared??"

Tourguide get look of real fear in eyes: "Bass solo."

Ayelet said...

OMG. Cro M. - That joke was so hysterical. (gasps as catches breath).

fudge said...

at least you are wielding the club correctly, that being in Wield Aloft Mode. kids, take note: you will observe that cro-magnon man never lets the club fall below shoulder level. this is to avoid inflicting damage on small children, as well as to inspire Maximum Fear in the Hearts of Our Enemies.

Cro Magnon Man said...

Yes, young one, Cro Magnon always strike fear in heart of enemy. And Female always strike fear in heart of Cro Magnon.

Shira Salamone said...

Holy billy-clubbin' bill collector, Batman! Jack-of-the-Shack has just hired the Cro Magnon Man as his, er, hit man. :)