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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

The Case for Gun Control

Attention all you gun-toting California types:

STOP TRYING TO GET MY WIFE TO SHOOT GUNS!!

I realize that since you elected the Terminator as your governor, you have decided that you all need to be shooting guns off all the time, liberals and conservatives alike.

Well, hear me now and believe me later, it is in NOBODY'S best interest for my wife to have possession of a firearm!

To quote our daughter Iguana at tonight's dinner table: "Not only would we have an angry Mommy, but we'd have an angry Mommy with a gun!"

So cease and desist!

26 comments:

Ken Shriben said...

Guns Dont Kill People

Psyco's do.

PsychoToddler said...

No, guns don't kill people, videogames do.

Jack's Shack said...

Personally I prefer using a bat, but that is just me.

Ger Tzadik said...

How many bats do you need before they suck enough blood to kill someone though? It's gotta be a pain to haul it all around.

It's a lot of guano is all I am saying...

Doctor Bean said...

What if we work it into a package deal with an HDTV?

Jewish Blogmeister said...

Why can't she have one? Even Amy's got a gun...

PsychoToddler said...

I like smackin' em.

Jack's Shack said...

PT,

I am with you.

cruisin-mom said...

You go Mrs. B...and let me give you a few of my personal tips:

Eat an entire babke before shooting.

Bring a babke to the person who takes you shooting (it tends to endear them to you).

Don't wear heels...tough on the staying balanced thing.

Always go for the throat...it's impressive...you kill and shut em up at the same time.

okay...now, enjoy!

Sweettooth120 said...

JB: I think you mean - Janie's Got a Gun

Ralphie said...

First I'm going to use you as a human shield.

(Not as funny without the Austrian accent)

Mrs. Balabusta said...

Ok-

I'm kinda lost here, but I'm pissed, and I'm armed -- so let's all start worrying about what the Captain wants....

That's from Firefly, you know, it sort of "speaks" to me....

PsychoToddler said...

I like smackin' em.

Mirty said...

Give me all your clothes and control over your State of California.

PsychoToddler said...

Is this going to turn into a thread for Ahnold quotes?

Yay!

Here's one:

"If it bleeds, we cahn kill it."

Ezzie said...

And here, I thought it was cartoons that killed people.

wanderer said...

JB and Sweettooth:

Isn't it Annie's Got a Gun?

Coming from a Californian, I agree with PT, no guns for Mrs. Balabusta. Please.

Hasta la vista... baby!

PsychoToddler said...

OK, actually, it's Annie, Get Your Gun.

But in this case, it could be "Channe, get your gun."

wanderer said...

Or, better:

Channe, please don't get your gun.

yonah said...

ok, for the record its:

"janie's got a gun" - aerosmith song

"annie get your gun" - broadway musical

"have gun, will travel" - late 1950's TV show

"top gun" - cruise plays a flyboy in the 80's

then there's "the naked gun," "gunsmoke," "the man with the golden gun," and many others.

and what is probably now the song being hummed around the PT household - ye olde beatles "happiness is a warm gun."

mrs. b., keep that thing loaded and close-by!

Cudahy Man said...

Crimeny!

Give de poor gal a gun, fer Cripe sake!

How da heck she supposed to shoot da livin crap outta dem woodland critters witout a rifle?

It's every gal's Gad-given right ta try ta plug her a tirty-point buck!

30cal said...

You know, and I was all for this gun bill before you had to go and bring my mom into. All my dreams... shattered....

parcequilfaut said...

Even parcequilfuhqwagads is about to have a gun, within the next three to four months. It's the new black.

PsychoToddler said...

Oh, I'm all for guns. I just don't want Mrs. B. to have one.

Mrs. Balabusta said...

Wanderer is still ticked off about his face suture....

Tzipster91 said...

I've shot a .22 rifle. It's fun. If Mrs. B. wants to shoot, tell her to come up to camp with us and she can shoot there:)
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