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Monday, November 21, 2005


I have finally acheived the mythical Trifecta:

I now have a wife who:

1. Can cook up a storm

2. Is an aerobics instructor

3. Is hooked on Playstation 2

Don't hate me, all you other jealous slacker husbands; I've been working on this woman for twenty years.


barseff said...


Steg (dos iz nit der šteg) said...

Cook, i can see.
Aerobics, i can see.
But Playstation? Doesn't that just mean that there's less time for you to play it?

Anne said...


Ezzie said...

No! It means he can play with her! And that counts as spending "time together" too... I'm jealous. I cook, so I'm still stuck on #1.

Doctor Bean said...

Ahhh. The gauntet is thrown. The challenge is made. The bar is raised. The metaphor is tiresome.


1. Can cook up a storm and makes yummy chocolate chip challa for Shabbat every week.

2. Likes the old Star Trek and the new Battlestar Gallactica.

3. Shoots better than me.

4. Has a business card that says "Housewife" for her title.

No jealous slacker husband am I! Have at you, then!

PsychoToddler said...

You got me on the "shoots better than me." But just make sure SHE doesn't know that.

MC Aryeh said...

I'm not even at #1. Still stuck at the wife part...

Mrs. Balabusta said...

For all you unnamed slackers out there: I have a husband who can:

1. Give the baby a bath (whoever that is at the time.

2. Wash the dinner dishes without being asked to.

3. Fix the computer/ network/ printer/ scanner when it breaks.

4. Lets me go out to aerobics whenever I want.

On the other hand, not only am I not a good shooter, very often I can't even tell which superhero I'm being (hint: look for the one running into a wall, usually that's me).

Doctor Bean said...

You two are so lucky! [wipes a tear]