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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Cro Magnon Man

Yaaaaaawwwwwwnnnnn

Cro Magnon Man tired. Not get good sleep. Maybe need more rocks in pillow. Oh well. Time get dressed.

Arrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Where all Cro Magnon's undershirts?! Only one left, with holes! Cro Magnon think teenage sons took shirts! What boys do with Cro Magnon underwear? Make tent?

Teenagers!

Sometimes, Cro Magnon think Dinosaur neighbor have right idea. Eat them when still young. And why Cro Magnon have only one sock? Cro Magnon walk erect on two feet! Send two socks down laundry chute. Why only one come back??

Growwwwllll.....Time to drag knuckles down stairs and make sandwich for lunch.

Roooooaaaaarrrrr!!!!!

What happen to tuna salad Cro Magnon make last night??? Young cave kids eating all Cro Magnon food!! Now Cro Magnon have to take club and smash open can of tuna and mix with mayonaisse...

But then Cro Magnon get vegetable oil all over fingers. Hard to wash off. Then have "fishy" smell all day.

Maybe Cro Magnon eat Kit Kat for lunch.

18 comments:

Doctor Bean said...

Bwahahahaha ooohoooheeeeehaaaahaaa teeeehee! Very good.

By the way, I noticed here that you only have one sleeve rolled up. Is that your club arm? Are there no mirrors in the cave?

By the way, if you're extremely hairy, you should consider laser hair removal. You can have my appointment, if you want.

Stacey said...

The Kit Kat sounds WAY BETTER than the salad I am sitting here chomping on. Yeech. But in my quest to remain thin and healthy, salad it is!

No laser hair removal. Men are supposed to be hairy! Hairy chests rock.

Cro Magnon Man said...

Cro Magnon not realize females like hairy males. Next time, Cro Magnon not ask wife to shave back of his neck.

Cro Magnon Man said...

Doctor Bean: Cro Magnon not as concerned with aesthetics as you. Cro Magnon think it more important what inside than external. Cro Magnon think beauty of soul shine through gruff exterior, illuminating dark, lonely interior of cave dwelling existence.

Besides, Cro Magnon smash mirror accidentally when trying to trim tonails last week with big club.

Steg (dos iz nit der šteg) said...

Do it the right way, caveman brother!

Here is your ancient compendium of caveman wisdom. Watch out for the Giant Albino Deer Monster.

Mirty said...

LOL.

What? Female not cook enough water buffalo last night for leftovers? Arrrrrrr!

Mrs. Balabusta said...

To set the record straight.

Last night Mr. Cro Magnon had dinner hot on the table when he got home which was fresh cottage style meatloaf (that has the spicy tomato sauce on top) with fresh mashed potatos (from actual potatos which had to be, you know, peeled) and a salad.

In the refrigerator is a plastic clamshell thingy that I get from a restaurant supply place that has the leftover meatloaf, leftover potatos and a grouping of frozen sweet peas.

Mr. Cro Magnon left it in the frig, claiming he is going to eat it tomorrow.

All together now - Never put off for tomorrow what you can eat today.

Sweettooth120 said...

If Defending the Caveman ever gets to your part of the woods, you must go see it!

Wickwire said...

Reminds me of a cartoon I saw,it's a Neanderthal support group, two cave men sitting on rocks, the one says to the other, "You've been superceded by cromagnon man - how do you feel about that Harry?"

Kiwi the Geek said...

PT Cro-Magnon not near big enough to make undershirt tent. Beloved Cro-Magnon wear size 2X, much better. But he not have any chest hair. Bah!

Anne said...

Wait ... we're NOT supposed to eat our young? When did we start doing that?

Doctor Bean said...

Stacey: Who said anything about hairy chests? I just said hairy. If you can stomach more details, see here.

Jaime said...

Stacey is definitely right. A man with the right amount of hair on his chest is very sexy.

Jack's Shack said...

Never fight a wookie.

Cro Magnon Man said...

Hmmmm....

Jack, your comment thought-provoking as usual.

If Cro Magnon Man, Wookie, Pirate, and Ninja fight, who win?

Steg (dos iz nit der šteg) said...

Definitely the Ninjas.

Ninjas are TOTALLY AWWWWWESOME!!!!

MC Aryeh said...

Maybe Cro Magnon Man eat tuna in water. Not get oil on fingers.

Cro Magnon Man said...

Cro Mangon not think of that.