psycho: adj. Crazy; insane.
toddler: one who toddles.
G-d i miss that child...not that the feeling is mutual
Kids are awesome.(quiet whisper) I'm going to be an auntie again! I'm so excited. Now I'll have my own psychotoddler as well as a schizobaby to deal with on a can-always-give-them-back-to-their-mom basis! :)
There was a fly in my school too. Tell her flies only attend the best schools.
Irony is lost on that one. Sadly, her sense of humor is still quite literal."Banana in the toilet! Hahahah! That's so funny!!"Uh, ya, if you say so.Fudge: Don't worry. She doesn't talk about it much, but she knows you're in NY and she'll be very happy when you get back.
How about this one - On shabbos afternoon she decided her play toys needed "a soak", so while she got someone to turn on the wada she also got a bowl on the dining room table and relayed cups of wada to fill up the "tub".When I later asked her if she was a nut, she said she wasn't."yes you are." I said, "you're a nut"Then she replied (I am not making this up) "Well then why did you ask?"
she's got a point...
This one is priceless!!! I am still chuckling.
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