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Friday, May 06, 2005

Potty Humor

Here's a transcript of the conversation I had with the psychotoddler while she was in the bathroom yesterday:

PT: Ding-dong
Me: Who is it?
PT: No, say 'who's there'!
Me: Who's there?
PT: Wettuce.
Me: Lettuce who?
PT: Wettuce in, it's cold out here ahahahahaha Ding-dong!
Me: Uh...who's there?
PT: Wettuce!
Me: I think you just told this one.
PT: No, say 'wettuce WHO'!
Me: I already know this one.
PT: WEEETTTUCCCEEE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Me: Lettuce who?
PT: WETTUCE IN IT'S COLD OUT HERE AHAHAHAHAHAH NOW YOU TELL ONE!
Me: I don't know any 'ding-dong' jokes.
PT: Yes you do! You know the 'wettuce' one!

1 comment:

PsychoToddler said...

LOL -- you're raising a comedienne/music prodigy/dictator.
Enjoy her, before she completely overrules your jurisdiction!
Pearl | Homepage | 05.06.05 - 9:56 am | #

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That's my second-favorite knock-knock joke (hmm... is "knock-knock" vs. "ding-dong" arbitrary or the product of different regional dialects?). I also like the interrupting cow one but sometimes I don't get the timing right.
If you are ever in Pittsburgh with PT, stop by--I think our daughters would enjoy each other's company.
Adam | Homepage | 05.06.05 - 11:11 am | #

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Very funny!
My two favorites are:
I have a great knock knock joke, want to hear ie? Sure, ok start....
Usually puts them off guard.

Or the knock knock, who's there?
Control Freak
Cont--
OK, now you're supposed to say control freak who!
me | 05.06.05 - 11:25 am | #

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Haha, what a cutie you've got there.
This was the last one that made me smile:
Knock knock
who'd th...
A very impatient person!
Wickwire | Homepage | 05.06.05 - 12:22 pm | #

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Adam:
I was in Pittburgh last year as I drove through from DC to Wisconsin. Good pizza place.

I think I will write a book someday called "Good Kosher Pizza Places I Have Visited".
psychotoddler | Homepage | 05.06.05 - 12:36 pm | #

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You have six kids and haven't learned that you can't reason with a three year old? Geeze!
ball-and-chain | Homepage | 05.06.05 - 3:22 pm | #

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Interrupting cow is the best knock-knock joke of all time. Hands down. It's not even close.

Another much less funny one, but one which a 3 year old might enjoy is:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub! I'm dwowning.

Shabbat shalom.
Doctor Bean | Homepage | 05.06.05 - 8:04 pm | #

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The perils of having taught them to talk!
tuesdaywishes | 05.07.05 - 10:24 pm | #

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my toddler's fave knock knock joke right now

knock knock
who's there?
Mickey Mouse's Underwear hahahaha

L-rd save me from the humour of litle people......
Kiki | Homepage | 05.11.05 - 9:33 am | #

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My middle daughter (who is absolutely hilarious now and almost 9) used to like this one:

Knock Knock
who's there
banana
banana who?
banana Youuuuuuuu hahahahahahah
psychotoddler | Homepage | 05.11.05 - 1:40 pm | #