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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Finally, a Decent Tchotchke!

The days of crappy drug tchotchkes may finally be over! Yesterday, the Vytorin rep (who is very purdy) brought me a couple of wireless mouses. Er, mice. They have balls, but whaddaya want for nothing. This week, everyone gets Vytorin! (Just kidding).

BTW, the mice have the balls, not the drug reps. Just wanted that to be clear.

1 comment:

PsychoToddler said...

Thanks for the heads up! I'll keep an eye out for my Vytorin rep. b&c's mouse at home is dead. She can use a new one.

I usually push statins to max doses before adding Zetia, but that was before the wireless mice!
Doctor Bean | Homepage | 05.18.05 - 11:51 am | #

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PT your too funny ... lol
Chaim | Homepage | 05.18.05 - 1:15 pm | #

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If it weren't for drug reps, our house would have no coffee cups.
altered mental status | Homepage | 05.18.05 - 1:20 pm | #

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My Merck rep just came by! (An exception to the rule -- a very nice overweight guy.)

him: "So, I wanted to talk to you more about Propecia. You know, I take it myself."
me: "And your hair looks great! Can I have some Vytorin mice?"

Psycho, you're already making my practice of medicine so much better.
Doctor Bean | Homepage | 05.18.05 - 2:00 pm | #

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Glad to be of service...
psychotoddler | Homepage | 05.18.05 - 2:02 pm | #

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Hey, I will prescribe it, and I have no idea what it is......
dilbert | Homepage | 05.18.05 - 2:03 pm | #

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It doesn't matter what it is! Free wireless mices! With balls! Not that there's anything wrong with that.
psychotoddler | Homepage | 05.18.05 - 2:07 pm | #