3 year-old psychotoddler: I had a dream last night, and you know who was in it?
PT: You know who?
PT: YOU KNOW WHOOOOO?????
PT: YOU were in it!
Me: Really? What happened.
Me: Oh. That doesn't sound too interesting.
Me: I had a dream too. Do you know who was in it?
Me: Tom Brokaw! And he let me do an imitation of him. And then he imitated Gerald Ford!
PT: I want milk.