I was walking out of the music store last night with my 16 year-old daughter (we'll call her Fudge).
Fudge: So Abba, my guitar teacher told me that one of her other students is Jewish.
Fudge: Yeah. Apparently he saw you at your last gig at the JCC. He told her that you guys were great, and the guitar player was just incredible, like the best he had ever seen.
Me: No kidding. Wonder which kid he was?
Fudge: So my teacher told him that I was your daughter, and he was instantly impressed. She thinks that you are some kind of guitar genius.
Me: Um...but I played bass on that gig.