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Sunday, September 26, 2004

Arachnoacrospheksophobia

Yes, Sukkos manages to combine my 3 favorite fears: spiders, heights, and wasps, all in one!

THRILL to the sight of dozens of spiders crawling out from among the bamboo poles! Watch out for the egg sacks!
CHILL at the sight of the ground 8 feet below your feet as you attempt to nail down the crossbeams!
SPILL your wine all over your psycho toddler as you do the spooky "wasp in the Sukkah" dance!

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